Waƙar Kanye West Game da McDonald's zai sa ku yi fatan kowace rana ita ce ranar yaudara

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Bayan abin da ya zama kamar ƙarni na jira, Frank Ocean a ƙarshe ya fitar da kundin sa M wannan karshen mako. Alng tare da shi ya zo da wasu abubuwan al'ajabi da yawa, ɗaya daga cikinsu ita ce mujallar Boys Don't Cry, gami da waka da babu wani Kanye West da kansa. Babban jumloli 29 an sadaukar da shi don... jira shi...McDonald's. Amma ainihin magana? Wannan ƙwarewar tana da alaƙa sosai ga kowane ɗayan mu wanda ya taɓa sha'awar sha'awar soyayyen su na Faransa.

Kodayake Yeezy ba shine kawai mai ba da gudummawa a cikin sabon zine mai haske na Ocean ba, ayoyin sa masu daɗi tabbas suna ɗaukar kek. Wanda ake kira "The McDonald's Man," waƙarsa ta musamman ce ta ƙalla.

Kuna da alama kuna bayyani game da ka'idar makirci mai ban mamaki inda Mickey D's fries ke shirin ɗaukar duk abubuwan da suka dace. "A koyaushe na san su soyayyen faransa mugaye ne, mutum," in ji shi. "Kamshin duk mai kyau da sh *t. Ban yarda da wani abincin da ke ƙamshin mutumin kirki ba. Ban amince da shi ba." Ba mu ma, amma abin takaici mu ma muna ci gaba da dawowa don ƙarin.

Wanene ya sani idan akwai ƙarin misalan Kanye-esque bayan waɗannan kalmomin? Amma abu ɗaya tabbatacce ne: a ƙarshe akwai wani abu a cikin duniyar nan Kanye yana ƙauna fiye da yadda yake son kansa DA Kim Kardashian: soyayyen faransa na McDonald.

Karanta dukan waƙar da ke ƙasa kuma ku yi iya ƙoƙarinku don kashe waɗannan sha'awar kafin ku shiga hanyar tuƙi.

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Mutane da sunan McDonald
Mutane da sunan McDonald
Fries na Faransa yana da tsari
Fries na Faransa yana da tsari
Barikin salatin da ketchup sun yi ƙungiya
Cus soyayyen faransa yana da tsari
Fries na Faransa yana da tsari
Mutane da sunan McDonald
McDonald ta
Na san su soyayyen faransa suna da tsari
Na san su soyayyen faransa suna da tsari
Cheeseburger da shakes sun kafa bandeji
Don kifar da shirin fries na Faransa
Na ko da yaushe san su Faransa soya mugun ne, mutum
Kamshi duk mai kyau da sh-t
Ban amince da wani abincin da ke warin wannan mutumin kirki ba
Ban yarda ba
Ba zan iya ba
Mutane da sunan McDonald
Mutane da sunan McDonald
McDonald's, tsine
Su fries na Faransa suna da kyau sosai
Na san Diet Coke yana kishin soyayyen
Na san McNuggets yana kishin fries
Ko da McRib yayi kishi da soya
Ina iya ganin ta ta idon naman sa na wucin gadi
Kuma ya kasance kawai a can wani lokaci
Kowa yana kishin su soyayyen faransa
Sai dai wannan mutumin na musamman
Wannan santsi apple kek

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