10 Mic-Drop yana Amsawa Duk Lokacin da Wani ya Shakke Rashin lafiyarka

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• 1. “Rashin lafiya na ba gaske bane? Wannan babbar falsafa ce! Shin kuna amfani da wannan akan duka naka matsaloli, ko kuma kawai na wasu mutane? ”
• 2. “Na gode sosai da kuka turo min da labarin a kan dalilin da yasa rashin lafiya na ba gaske bane. Ba zan iya jira in buga shi ba, in ninka shi a cikin jirgin sama na takarda, in sake aiko shi da fuskarka kai tsaye. ”
• 3. “Na gode sosai da ka bada shawarar wannan bitamin mai ban al’ajabi da kake tunanin zai warkar da ni! Bari na mayar da ni'imar. Dole ne ku gwada wannan: Takeauki apple, lika iyakar abin da zai yiwu a bakinku, sannan kuma riƙe shi ba tare da yin magana ba. Ina ganin da gaske zai taimaka muku matuka. ”
• 4. “Aw, dang, yanzu yakamata na sabunta lissafin nawa na kwarai da gaske ba na gaske ba. Santa: ba gaske bane. Yanayi na: ba gaske bane. Digiri na likita ...? ”
• 5. Amince da sautin sihiri kuma ka raɗa a hankali a kunnensu: “Yana da kyau idan baku yarda da rashin lafiyata ba. Yana gaskanta da ku.”
• 6. Yi kuwwa a jikinka: “SHIN KA JI HAKA, ALAMOMIN? BA KA YI HAKIKA BA! ” Duba baya. "Haka ne, suna roƙon bambanta."
• 7. Narkewa zuwa cikin bakin hayaki kamar fatalwa, kuma kafin ka watse, kayi amfani da numfashin ka na karshe dan yin rada, “A karshe! Wani ya sami karfin gwiwar fada min cutar tawa ba ta gaske ba ce, kuma a yanzu ruhina ya samu 'yanci. ”
• 8. “Ba gaske bane, eh? Ka sani, na taba fadin irin wannan maganar game da cutar ta kafar-baki, amma sai na hadu da ku. ”
• 9. “Na san cewa kuna tsammanin kuna taimakawa ta hanyar ba ni shawarar duk abin da ya kamata in yi shi ne shan ruwa da motsa jiki. Amma ga abin nan, akwai layi mai kyau tsakanin taimaka kuma zargi, kuma wancan layin shine: shin na neme shi? Bambanci ne tsakanin injin bincike da tallan talla. Kar ka zama talla. '”
• 10. “Ooh, kawai muna tsintar abubuwan da bamu so ne muce ba gaske bane? Cool! Na dauke ka! ”
• Bayan wannan, ku ciyar da sauran ranar yin watsi da su. Idan suka nuna rashin amincewarsu, da babbar murya ku sanar cewa zaku bugi sanadarin multivitamins har sai sun tafi.

Idan baku taɓa yin bayanin yanayin lafiyarku ga baƙo ba, wataƙila kun taɓa jin tausayin ido, da shiru mara kyau, da “Oh ee, dan uwana yana da wannan” sharhi. Amma abinda yafi damun ka shine lokacin da kayi haƙuri ka bayyana ma wani halin da kake ciki, kuma nan da nan suka sanar kai cewa kayi kuskure, saboda wannan yanayin ba, a zahiri, ya wanzu. Da gaske?

Ba tare da la'akari da rashin lafiyarka ba, koyaushe akwai wanda ba ya gaskata da shi ba. Daga masu musun bakin ciki zuwa matsalolin fibromyalgia ga mutanen da suke tsammanin za ku iya bitamin-C hanyar ku daga kowane yanayi - {textend} kuna iya tabbatar da cewa akwai babban mai sukar lamirin da ke jiran ya ilimantar da ku kan yanayin tafiyar da yanayin da ya dace.

Zai iya zama da wahala a san yadda za a amsa wa waɗannan mutane a wannan lokacin. Amma na kasance a can, saboda haka ga wasu shawarwari (kawai sun isa sosai) don rufe kafirai.

1. “Rashin lafiya na ba gaske bane? Wannan babbar falsafa ce! Shin kuna amfani da wannan akan duka naka matsaloli, ko kuma kawai na wasu mutane? ”

2. “Na gode sosai da kuka turo min da labarin a kan dalilin da yasa rashin lafiya na ba gaske bane. Ba zan iya jira in buga shi ba, in ninka shi a cikin jirgin sama na takarda, in sake aiko shi da fuskarka kai tsaye. ”

3. “Na gode sosai da ka bada shawarar wannan bitamin mai ban al’ajabi da kake tunanin zai warkar da ni! Bari na mayar da ni'imar. Dole ne ku gwada wannan: Takeauki apple, lika iyakar abin da zai yiwu a bakinku, sannan kuma riƙe shi ba tare da yin magana ba. Ina ganin da gaske zai taimaka muku matuka. ”

4. “Aw, dang, yanzu yakamata na sabunta lissafin nawa na kwarai da gaske ba na gaske ba. Santa: ba gaske bane. Yanayi na: ba gaske bane. Digiri na likita ...? ”

5. Amince da sautin sihiri kuma ka raɗa a hankali a kunnensu: “Yana da kyau idan baku yarda da rashin lafiyata ba. Yana gaskanta da ku.”

6. Yi kuwwa a jikinka: “SHIN KA JI HAKA, ALAMOMIN? BA KA YI HAKIKA BA! ” Duba baya. "Haka ne, suna roƙon bambanta."

7. Narkewa zuwa cikin bakin hayaki kamar fatalwa, kuma kafin ka watse, kayi amfani da numfashin ka na karshe dan yin rada, “A karshe! Wani ya sami karfin gwiwar fada min cutar tawa ba ta gaske ba ce, kuma a yanzu ruhina ya samu 'yanci. ”

8. “Ba gaske bane, eh? Ka sani, na taba fadin irin wannan maganar game da cutar ta kafar-baki, amma sai na hadu da ku. ”

9. “Na san cewa kuna tsammanin kuna taimakawa ta hanyar ba ni shawarar duk abin da ya kamata in yi shi ne shan ruwa da motsa jiki. Amma ga abin nan, akwai layi mai kyau tsakanin taimaka kuma zargi, kuma wancan layin shine: shin na neme shi? Bambanci ne tsakanin injin bincike da tallan talla. Kar ka zama talla. '”

10. “Ooh, kawai muna tsintar abubuwan da bamu so ne muce ba gaske bane? Cool! Na dauke ka! ”

Bayan wannan, ku ciyar da sauran ranar yin watsi da su. Idan suka nuna rashin amincewarsu, da babbar murya ku sanar cewa zaku bugi sanadarin multivitamins har sai sun tafi.

Ka tuna, ba batun kowa bane abin da kake yi ko ba ka fama da rashin lafiya mai tsanani. Musamman ba wurin su bane su gaya muku cewa rashin lafiyar ku ba gaskiya bane. Yayinda yake da sauƙin barin waɗancan masu yin lalata a ƙarƙashin fatar ku, zaku iya goge su da ɗan maganin nasu. Kuma ka tunatar da su cewa har sai sun yi tafiyar mil mil a cikin takalmanku, za su iya barin maganganunsu a ƙofar, godiya sosai.

Elaine Atwell marubuciya ce, mai sukar ra'ayi, kuma ita ce ta kafa A Dart. Ayyukanta sun kasance a cikin Mataimakin, Toast, da sauran kantuna da yawa. Tana zaune a Durham, North Carolina.