Lokacin 5 daga SNL Wanda Ya Sa Muke Son Zama BFFs tare da Ronda Rousey

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Champion UFC Ronda Rousey ya karbi bakuncin Rayuwar Daren Asabar a wannan karshen mako (AKA ranar da #Jonas ya bugi gabar tekun gabas kuma ya rufe birnin New York cikin ƙafar ƙafar ƙafa biyu). Amma wasan ya ci gaba, kuma Rousey ta dauki matakin a karon farko tun bayan da ta sha kashi a hannun Holly Holm a watan Nuwamba, inda ta karya jerin gwanon da ba ta yi nasara ba.

Amma mu manyan magoya bayan Rousey-tana da ƙarfi, mai sexy, kuma tana ba mu kwarin guiwa gabaɗaya don harba jaki-don haka an zuga mu daga ƙarshe mu ga ta baya a idon jama'a mu kalli yadda ta kashe shi. SNL mataki. Abin da ba mu yi tsammani ba shi ne mu ji kamar za mu iya zama abokantaka mafi kyau da ita. Ga dalilin.

1. She gaba ɗaya mallakar har zuwa yaƙin ta da Holly Holm. A lokacin bude taronta na monologue, aikin farko na Ronda shine share iska da kuma karya shirun game da yakin da ta yi na karshe (da kuma halin da ya sa ta kira ta don rashin wasan motsa jiki). "Na yi matukar farin ciki da zuwa nan, domin wannan ne karo na farko da zan kasance a talabijin ba tare da an buga min naushi ba!" Ta ce. "Haka kuma shine karo na farko da nake magana da magoya bayana tun bayan da na yi rashin nasara a hannun Holly Holm a watan Nuwamba, wanda, ta hanyar, fada ne Holly ya cancanci yin nasara. Kuma kawai ina so in dauki minti daya don taya ta murna." Tafi, Rousey.

2. Kuma ta ba da ihu ga cake a cikin buɗaɗɗen monologue.SNL ta dauki abin da ta ke magana akai kamar wasan dambe; a zagaye na biyu, Keenan Thompson (tana aiki a matsayin kocinta) ta ƙarfafa ta don ta sa masu sauraro su yi hauka ta hanyar jerawa layikan abubuwan da za su so da gaske. Ra'ayinta: "wanene ke son kek a nan?" Muna son cake, tana son kek, don haka a fili wannan zai zama abota mai nasara.

3.Ta harba jakin mai zage-zage (sannan kuma dan iskan da ya murde ta).

Idan da muna da ita a kusa da makarantar sakandare.

4. Gaba daya ta rufe wasu guraguyunkurin karba a mashaya. A cikin skit guda, samari uku sun kusanci Ronda da ƙungiyarsa a mashaya tare da layukan karba-karba kuma suka shiga cikin rap game da abin da zai iya ko ba ya cikin masu dambe. (Um, ew. Amma a fili nishaɗi, domin yana da SNL.) Amma Rousey ta hana su: "Ni babbar yarinya ce, zan iya kula da kaina," ta gaya musu. "Wannan abu ne mai banƙyama, rashin girma, kuma mafi yawan duka, mummunan rap." Haƙiƙa wani mutum ya ture ta, sai ta tafi. Rufe murfin. Za mu iya amfani da ita a daren mu. (Ko da yake mun kasa yarda cewa ba ta kori jakunansu duka ba.)

5.Ta ajiye ranar kamarsuperheo, wanda shine ainihin yadda muke ganinta. A cikin skit ɗaya, ta buga superheo "Metalia," wanda zai iya lanƙwasa ƙarfe da hankalinta, kuma ya ceci kowa daga mugayen robots da ke kai hari birnin. Don haka ita jaruma ce a cikin zobe da siket? Ee, muna son ta a cikin tawagarmu. (Kuma shine dalilin da yasa ta kasance ɗaya daga cikin Matan Ƙarfi da ke Canza Fuskar #GirlPower Kamar yadda Muka Sani.)

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