Mata Suna Saka Bama -bamai Masu kyalli a Al'aurar su

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Babu wani abin da ba daidai ba tare da ƙara ɗan bakan gizo irin na Lisa Frank da kyalli a rayuwar ku. Ko ya zo a cikin nau'in gasa, frappuccino, ko ma noodles na unicorn, babu abin kunya a cikin tsalle-tsalle a bangon unicorn-bayan duk, idan ƙurar fasaha ba za ta iya sa ku murmushi ba, menene zai iya?

Amma idan kuna mamakin yadda wannan yanayin zai tafi, mun kai matsayin ƙarshe a zahiri. Wani kamfani da ake kira Pretty Woman Inc. yana siyar da bam na zahiri mai kyalkyali mara kyau wanda ake kira Passion Dust. Manufarsa? Don ba ku "inzali mai ƙyalli, ɗanɗano mai daɗi." (Domin a bayyane yake, orgasms na yau da kullun ba su da kyau kamar yadda yake.) Kamar duk abin da ba a san shi ba wanda ya yi kama da interwebs a cikin shekarar da ta gabata, ya kasance bugun nan da nan, yana siyar da siyarwa akan gidan yanar gizon kamfanin.

Dust Pass shine "kamshin kamshi wanda aka sanya shi cikin farji aƙalla sa'a ɗaya kafin yin jima'i. Yayin da capsules ke ƙara ɗumi da ɗumi ta ruwan da ke cikin farji na halitta zai fara narkewa, yana sakin ƙura mai ƙanshi mai ƙyalli. cikin capsule," a cewar gidan yanar gizon.

Tabbas, samun Milky Way Galaxy-themed hookup yana jin daɗin jin daɗi, amma kawai tunanin harba ɗan kwaya mai walƙiya a sama akwai alamar tambaya. Tambayi kowane doc, kuma suna da tabbas sosai don tabbatar da fargabar ku: "Jikunan ƙasashen waje a cikin farji na iya rushe pH ɗin sa kuma yana iya haifar da farji ko wasu cututtuka," a cewar Angela Jones, MD, ob-gyn mai ba da izini , kamar yadda muka bayar da rahoto a cikin labarin mu akan ko ƙwai jidda yana da lafiya a saka cikin farjin ku. (Faɗakarwar mai lalata: ba su bane.)

Kamfanin da ke bayan Passion Dust ya nace cewa kayan kwalliyar kayan kwalliyar su da kayan kwalliyar lu'u-lu'u ba masu guba bane kuma suna zagaye (maimakon hexagonal), yana rage haɗarin fushi daga gefuna masu kaifi. Sinadaran sun hada da kwalin gelatin, kyalkyali mai cike da sitaci, acacia (gum arabic) foda, Zake Mays sitaci, da stearate na kayan lambu.

"Akwai ƙarin kyalkyali mai cutarwa, sunadarai, da ƙari a cikin lebe mai sheki da kuke sawa ko mai nuna alama a fuskar ku ko idanun idanu fiye da abin da ke cikin wannan samfurin," a cewar shafin yanar gizon Passion Dust. Suna jayayya cewa kun riga kun shaƙar ko kuma kun sha kyalkyali da sinadarai masu haɗari ba tare da yin rashin lafiya ba, kuma babu wani abu da zai shiga cikin farji yana da aminci 100 bisa 100 daga tampons, douches, powders, da turare zuwa kayan wasa, lubes, lotions, mai, da dai sauransu. har ma da datti da kusoshi. A cewar gidan yanar gizon, "Idan kun taba samun matsalolin farji kuna da su kafin ku yi amfani da Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙarƙashin Ƙaƙwalwar Ƙaƙwalwar Ƙaƙwalwar Ƙaƙwalwar Ƙaƙwalwar Ƙaƙwalwar Ƙaƙwalwar Ƙaƙwalwar Ƙaƙwalwar Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙwararrun Ƙaunawa ita ce, babu wani abu da ya kamata ya shiga cikin ciki kuma idan ya shiga, dole ne ku yi amfani da hankalin ku lokacin yanke shawara game da abin da ke faruwa. abubuwan zasu kasance. "

Duk da haka, kawai saboda wasu abubuwa ba sa haifar da haɗari ga jikin ku a wasu wurare ba yana nufin suna da lafiya ga farjin ku ba: Misali, 'ya'yan itatuwa da kayan marmari suna da kyau don shiga cikin ciki amma mummunan ra'ayi ne zuwa ko'ina kusa. matan ku sassa. Hatta kayan aikin da aka goge mai tsabta har yanzu yana ɗauke da ƙwayoyin cuta, gabatar da ƙwayoyin cuta ga al'aurarku da tayar da daidaiton ma'aunin ƙwayoyin cuta a cikin farji, yana iya haifar da kamuwa da cuta, a cewar Mary Jane Minkin, MD, farfesa a fannin likitanci na ob-gyn a Makarantar Yale na Magunguna, kamar yadda muka ruwaito a cikin Abubuwa 10 da bai kamata ku taɓa sanyawa kusa da farjinku ba.

Haɗarin lafiya a gefe, bari mu ɗauki daƙiƙa guda kawai don yin tunanin dalilin da yasa aka haɗa waɗannan capsules masu kyalkyali a farkon wuri: don juya sassan uwargidan ku zuwa ga sufi, gwaninta na duniya. Musamman ma, gidan yanar gizon ya bayyana cewa “dandan yana da daɗi kamar alewa amma ba mai daɗi ba ne, kawai ya isa ya sa mai son ku ji cewa Yara (matar ruwa ko ɗan malam buɗe ido) ita ce abin da ya kamata dukkan farji su yi kama, ji da ɗanɗanonsu; mai laushi, mai daɗi da sihiri! "

Um, yi mani uzuri, amma a ƙarshe na duba, * duk * al'aura sihiri ne ko da kuwa suna da taushi ko mai daɗi ko kyalkyali ko a'a. Suna yin abubuwa da yawa fiye da masu sihiri na sihiri ko aika ƙananan dabbobi masu shayarwa zuwa waƙa-suna haifar da rayuwar ɗan adam.

Kuma, a zahiri, yaushe ne lokaci na ƙarshe da kuka ga samfurin da aka tallata ga ƴan ƴaƴan mata suna alƙawarin sanya al'aurarsu ta fi burgewa? (Dick disco bukukuwa? Magunguna don sa maniyyi ya ɗanɗani kamar kukis?)

A'a? Ee, tunanin haka. Lokaci ya yi da duniya za ta yanke shawarar ƙauna da godiya ga manyan '' ƙananan malam buɗe ido '' don abubuwan sihiri na zahiri waɗanda ba a buƙatar su.

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