Wani ya Canza Hoton Amy Schumer ya Kalli "Insta Ready" kuma Ba Ta burge

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Babu wanda zai iya zargin Amy Schumer da sanya gaba a shafin Instagram-akasin haka. Kwanan nan, har ma tana sanya bidiyon kanta tana amai (eh, saboda dalili). Don haka lokacin da ta gano cewa wani ya sanya hoton ta wanda aka canza don ya zama mafi "Insta-ready," ta kira su. (Mai dangantaka: Amy Schumer Ya Tsorata da Mutanen da Ba Su Cin Carbs ba)

Asusu, @get_insta_ready (wanda baya aiki, BTW), ya buga hoton Schumer tare da ingantaccen sigar hoton, da alama ana tallata ayyukan gyaran hoto. Hoton da aka saka ta E! ya bayyana cewa mai amfani ya ɗauki hoton "Kamar abin da na yi da Amy Schumer? Ni ma zan yi muku haka," tare da hashtags kamar #slimface, #enlargeeyes, #contoured, da #noselift. Schumer yayi sharhi akan post ɗin, yana nuna tasirin ƙwallon dusar ƙanƙara wanda waɗancan nau'ikan hotunan kafin-da-bayan zasu iya samu. "Woof wannan bai dace da al'adun mu ba," ta rubuta. "Ina son yadda nake kallo kuma ba na son yin kama da kwafin carbon na wannan nau'in mace ɗaya da kuke jin ita ce hanya mafi kyau don kallo." (Schumer ba ita ce celeb kaɗai ba da ta kira Hotunan da suka wuce gona da iri a kan layi da tallace-tallace. Jameela Jamil ta yi magana game da al'adar haɗari da kuma rashin amincewa da rashin lafiyar celeb endorsements.)

Ba ku samun déjà vu. Schumer ya ba da amsa ga irin wannan lamarin a farkon wannan shekarar lokacin da wani mai amfani da shafin Instagram ya sanya hoton ta a cikin bikini tare da sigar hoto. A lokacin, don mayar da martani ga sharhin mai amfani cewa ta fi kyau a sigar da aka gyara, ta rubuta, "Ban yarda ba. Ina son yadda nake kallo da gaske. Wannan jikina ne. Ina son jikina don ƙarfi da lafiya da sexy. I kaman zan rungumi kyau ko in sha tare da ku. Wani hoton yayi kyau amma ba ni ba. Na gode da raba tunanin ku kuma. Duba, mu duka mun yi daidai. "

Hakanan yana da nisa daga farkon lokacin da Schumer ya nuna ƙa'idodin ƙa'idodin ƙawance na jama'a. Ta yi tauraro a ciki Ina Jin Da kyau, wanda aka yi nufin ya haskaka mizani, koda kuwa kisan ya tabbatar da rigima. Yayin inganta fim ɗin, ta buɗe game da jin matsin lamba don dacewa da nau'in jikin Hollywood. Ta ce "Ni ne abin da Hollywood ke kira 'mai kiba sosai' Amy Schumer: Fata na Musamman. "Kafin in yi wani abu, wani kamar yayi min bayani, 'Don haka ku sani, Amy, babu matsin lamba, amma idan kuka yi nauyi fiye da fam 140, zai cutar da idanun mutane," in ji ta. "Kuma na kasance kamar 'Lafiya.' Na saya kawai. Na kasance kamar, 'Lafiya, ni sabon gari ne. Don haka na rasa nauyi. " Ta rasa nauyi don matsayi kafin daga bisani ta zo ta yaba wa jikinta. (Lokacin da take nuna tsiraici don kalandar Pirelli na 2016, ta ce ta ji daɗi fiye da kowane lokaci.)

A wannan lokacin, al'adar daukar hoto da hotuna na FaceTune ya zama ruwan dare gama gari kamar suna NBD, wannan shine dalilin da ya sa maganganun Schumer suka zama muhimmin abin dubawa na gaskiya. Duk wani abu yana cikin Insta-ready idan kawai kuna shirye don sanya shi.

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