Na Kokarta Masu Faɗakarwa sama da 100 - kuma Abin da na fi so yana kama da Ayaba

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Admission: Oneaya daga cikin mafi kyawun sassan aikina a matsayin marubucin jima'i shine duk kayan wasan jima'i na kyauta. Daga matattakalar bututun bututu da murɗaɗɗen kristal zuwa masu cin ganyayyaki da marmaro na CBD, gadon dare na (da ƙaton katako a ƙarƙashin gado na) an cika shi da kyawawan abubuwan jima'i. Don ma'anar sikelin, jiya na ƙidaya kusan 45 vibes a cikin ɗakina - kuma abin da ya rage ke nan bayan na Marie Kondoed tarin kayan wasan jima'i na baya a cikin Maris.

Ko tare da abokin tarayya ko solo, Ina ƙoƙarin ba kowane ɗayan gwajin gwaji. (Ko kuma, aƙalla, kunsa shi a cikin baka, ku ba shi kyauta, kuma ku duba baya don samuncika rahoto. Godiya ga abokantaka masu amfani.)

Tare da duk jujjuyawar da nake yi, za ku yi tunanin na yi orgasmed sau da yawa a rana fiye da yadda nake goge haƙora. Amma kamar yadda nake jin daɗin wasa da alade mai lalata, mahaukacin kayan wasan yara ba sa sa ni zuwa. Me ya sa? Kwantata ta zama alamar Cancer kamar sauran ni. Ma'ana, yana da hankali AF. (Mai Alaƙa: Wannan shine Salon Jima'i, Dangane da Horoscope ɗin ku).

Ainihin, ina son vibes waɗanda suke daidaikishiyar na Hitachi Magic Wand, kuma, yawanci, Ina samun ko da mafi ƙasƙanci-ƙarfin saitin vibes ya yi yawa a gare ni. Minti biyu a ciki, kuma yawanci ko dai ba ni da surutu ko kuma na damu sosai har zuwa ga ciwo. Um, wuce.

Da kyau, watanni shida da suka gabata na ƙarshe na sami yanayin da ya dace da gefen da nake da hankali: Satisfyer's Yummy Sunshine Vibe (Sayi Shi, $ 50, amazon.com).

Gabaɗaya, ni babban masoyi ne ga alamar gamsar da kayan wasa. An san su da rawar tsotsar tsotsa (gwada ɗaya !!), kuma yayin da wannan salon wasan ba ya sanya ni inzali, mai gamsar da su 2 yana kawo mini farin ciki mai yawa. Don haka duk lokacin da na samu kunshin daga wurinsu, sai a yi min famfo.

Amma lokacin da yanayin ɗimbin 'ya'yan itace ya bayyana a ƙofata a cikin ɗaukakar launin rawaya, sai na yi wa abokin zama na rubutu cewa, "a yau na sami vibrator wanda a zahiri yayi kama da ayaba." (Cue all the "shin wannan ayaba ce a aljihunka ko kuna farin cikin ganina?" Barkwanci.)

Duba, Ni duka don rawar jiki ce wacce ba ta yi kama da azzakari na zahiri ba, amma launin rawaya yana da ƙarfi sosai, na kasance mai shakka.

Duk da haka, lokacin da aka bar ni ni kaɗai tare da abin da na yanzu cikin ƙauna mai suna The Nanner, na faɗi abin da ba shi da kyau kuma na gwada shi. Kuma mutane, ta haka ne na koya kada in yanke hukunci game da rawar jiki ta “murfin” ta.

An yi shi da silicone 100 bisa dari, rubutun yana da kyau, yummy. Zan ma tafi har in kira shi ~ silky ~. Kuma, a tsayin kusan inci 8 kuma kusa da nauyin (kun zato) ayaba, tana da ɗanɗano mai daɗi a hannuna, amma ba ta da nauyi ko tauri (kamar wasu fizgar wand) da nake da ita. famfon hannu yayin da duk ya faɗi kuma ku zo.

Ya bayyana, akwai ɗan kimiyya kaɗan a bayan siffar ayaba, kuma: "Yana da ɗan lanƙwasa a ƙarshen wanda ke da ban mamaki don shiga cikin G-tabo," in ji Megwyn White, jagorar son zuciya kuma darektan ilimi a Satisfyer. Yayin da na gwammace in matsar da titin abin wasan tare da waje na lebena da ƙwanƙwasa, ta ce yana da kyau siffa ga masu vulva waɗanda ke jin daɗin wasan G-spot ko kuma sun fi son jin "cikakken". Yummy Sunshine kuma yana da ɗan haƙarƙari, wanda nake son gudu tare da farji na.

Yana da maɓallan guda uku: maɓallin wuta a tsakiya sannan kuma bambancin maɓallin "+" da "-" a saman da ƙasa don sarrafa tsarin rawar jiki. (Yana da matukar fahimta, har ma a cikin zafi na lokacin - girmamawar Scouts.) Yana da saitunan 12 daban-daban, shida daga cikinsu suna da tsayin daka, kuma shida daga cikinsu sune abin da alamar ta kira "ruwan sama."

Yawancin lokaci, Da ƙarin tsarin girgizawa da ƙarfin motsin da ke da shi, mafi kusantar shi ne cewa zan sami shi mai daɗi-amma White ya ce ba shakka ba abin wasa bane kawai ga waɗanda ke da ƙwanƙwasa ƙwanƙwasa. "Tare da duk ƙarfinsa daban-daban, Yummy Sunshine shine abin da aka fi so ga mutane da yawa," in ji ta. Har ila yau ina cikin gaskiyar cewa motar Yummy Sunshine tana rarraba rawar jiki akan “shaft” gaba ɗaya, don duk abin wasa ya girgiza/girgiza/waka. Ta wannan hanyar, ba lallai ne in nemo abin wasa ba mai daɗi -kawai na kaina. (Kun san kuna mamakin: Shin Zaku iya Amfani da Vibrator dinku da yawa?)

Amma ga launi? Har yanzu ina tunanin abin ban dariya ne cewa tafiyata zuwa kamanni kamar busasshen Runts alewa ayaba, amma White ya gaya mani Satisfyer ya zaɓi launi saboda "yana nuna kyakkyawan fata da kwarin gwiwa." Yanzu, lokacin da na yi amfani da shi, har yanzu ina raira waƙar "Hollaback Girl" a hankali ga kaina (saboda wannan yanayin shine B-N-A-N-A-S) ...

Kuna iya siyan Yummy Sunshine vibe akan Amazon akan $50. Kuma yayin da kuke can, bincika waɗannan sauran manyan abubuwan wasan kwaikwayo na jima'i akan Amazon da lubes na ruwa. (Ni da kaina ina ba da shawarar The Nanner tare da Lelo's Intimate Personal Moisturized - duba fakitin kuma zaku fahimci dalilin #sexvibes).

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