19 Dariyar Fitowa Da Sauti Mata Masu Ciki Ne Kawai Suke Fahimta
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- 1. Samun duk hotunan daukar ciki idan aka kwatanta da na Beyonce.
- 2. Kasancewa cikin yunwa lokaci guda da kuma kyamar abinci.
- 3. Jin kamar kuna girka abun ciye-ciye ga rundunar yara masu yawo ... amma dai duk naku ne.
- 4. Samun likita yana kula da wannan sosai game da nauyinku, wanda bai taɓa faruwa ba tun ... balaga?
- 5. Lokacin da mijinki ya fara tambaya game da "Boob Fairy."
- 6. Zaɓin sunaye na yara, wanda aka fi sani da abin tunawa ga duk mutumin da ka taɓa ƙi.
- 7. Yin tafiya sama-sama yana jin kamar kana saka jakar baya.
- 8. Sanar da safe azaman cuta.
- 9. Samun tausa ƙafa wanda kwatsam yake jin X-rated.
- 10. Samun mutane suyi bayani kawai lokacin da kake ne shan ... lokacin da suke yin sharhi kawai lokacin da kuke ba.
- 11. Hanyoyin tafiye-tafiye ba-tafi - {rubutaccen rubutun} sai dai idan kun shirya hutun baƙon 24/7.
- 12. Abin da ake ji kamar kallon "Karfe Magnolias." (Cue mummunan ciki mai ciki.)
- 13. Abubuwan hankalinku yanzu sun kunshi tafiye-tafiye na cinikin Staples don nan gaba littafin hotuna na jaririnku, zane, katunan rahoto ...
- 14. Rungumar al'adar tunic, saboda ba wanda ya sami lokacin wando mai wankin zina. A zahiri, jefa duk wando wanda ba ledoji bane.
- 15. Babu abin da zai taɓa jin daɗi kamar wancan mahaukacin bacci matsayin da kuka gano.
- 16. Mutanen da ke yin tururi da suka sami hanyarka basu taɓa jin daɗi haka ba a da.
- 17. Jin kamar soso: Matse ni zan fara zuba.
- 18. Babban tashin hankali na kawo sabuwar rayuwa cikin duniya tare da kasancewa da alhakinta gabadaya.
- 19. Babban soyayyar da zaku ji bayan kawo sabuwar rayuwa cikin duniya.
Ciki ba koyaushe yake zaune a kan ganyen magarya ba, ana bautar ku don allahiyar mai ba da rai. A zahiri, akwai ɓangarorin ciki waɗanda suke bayyane kamar na ainihin TV na ainihi wanda ba a bincika shi ba. Maimakon mu ajiye shi a bayan fage, mun tattara abubuwa 19 waɗanda mace mai ciki kawai za ta yaba da gaske.
1. Samun duk hotunan daukar ciki idan aka kwatanta da na Beyonce.
2. Kasancewa cikin yunwa lokaci guda da kuma kyamar abinci.
3. Jin kamar kuna girka abun ciye-ciye ga rundunar yara masu yawo ... amma dai duk naku ne.
4. Samun likita yana kula da wannan sosai game da nauyinku, wanda bai taɓa faruwa ba tun ... balaga?
5. Lokacin da mijinki ya fara tambaya game da "Boob Fairy."
6. Zaɓin sunaye na yara, wanda aka fi sani da abin tunawa ga duk mutumin da ka taɓa ƙi.
7. Yin tafiya sama-sama yana jin kamar kana saka jakar baya.
8. Sanar da safe azaman cuta.
9. Samun tausa ƙafa wanda kwatsam yake jin X-rated.
10. Samun mutane suyi bayani kawai lokacin da kake ne shan ... lokacin da suke yin sharhi kawai lokacin da kuke ba.
11. Hanyoyin tafiye-tafiye ba-tafi - {rubutaccen rubutun} sai dai idan kun shirya hutun baƙon 24/7.
12. Abin da ake ji kamar kallon "Karfe Magnolias." (Cue mummunan ciki mai ciki.)
13. Abubuwan hankalinku yanzu sun kunshi tafiye-tafiye na cinikin Staples don nan gaba littafin hotuna na jaririnku, zane, katunan rahoto ...
14. Rungumar al'adar tunic, saboda ba wanda ya sami lokacin wando mai wankin zina. A zahiri, jefa duk wando wanda ba ledoji bane.
15. Babu abin da zai taɓa jin daɗi kamar wancan mahaukacin bacci matsayin da kuka gano.
16. Mutanen da ke yin tururi da suka sami hanyarka basu taɓa jin daɗi haka ba a da.
17. Jin kamar soso: Matse ni zan fara zuba.
18. Babban tashin hankali na kawo sabuwar rayuwa cikin duniya tare da kasancewa da alhakinta gabadaya.
19. Babban soyayyar da zaku ji bayan kawo sabuwar rayuwa cikin duniya.
Ko kun kasance a shirye don kasada ta gaba ko har yanzu kuna neman nasihu kan sanya wannan shine mafi kyawun abin da zai iya zama, mun dawo da baya! Danna nan don duk abubuwan cikin da kuke buƙata, daga sati na ɗaya zuwa bayan haihuwa. Ko karanta jerin abubuwa na biyu na abubuwa 29 mace mai ciki kawai zata fahimta (saboda zamu iya cigaba har abada).
Lindsey Dodge Gudritz marubuciya ce kuma mahaifiya. Tana zaune tare da dangin ta na ƙaura a cikin Philadelphia (a yanzu). An buga ta a cikin Huffington Post, da Detroit News, Jima'i da Jiha, da kuma Blog na Dandalin Mata masu zaman kansu. Ana iya samun blog din dangi a www.puttingonthegudritz.com.